Bali Baby
Got back from Bali 2 days ago. Fred (my traveling bud cum porter boy) and I were there for 12 days and we ended up traveling almost the whole island and also a tiny island known as Nusa Lembongan next to it.
Overview:
Day 1:
Kuta was a good starting point for our trip. The place launched us into travelers mode instantly. It was a nice place to shop, party, eat, drink Bintang (a local beer brand) until pickled, meet people, watch good looking young men and women and be flattered by the attention of lecherous young local boys and old men.

We were asked for what seemed like a hundred times or more to buy something once we got on the beach. Despite the touristy mess, it was the cheapest place to live and eat while we were there. So, I quite like that place.
Day 3: We left the crowd behind to Nusa Lembongan island. A 1.5 hour boat ride to the east of Bali. Rented a bike to go around the island. Both Fred and I agree that Nusa Lembongan was the best part of the trip. The place was really mellow, laidback and has this take-it-as-it-comes sort of vibe. A perfect place for a holiday hideaway.

Seaweed that is seen here, being dried on the ground is the main source of income for the villagers are sold for a merely RM0.70 per kg. Considering how lightweight they are, a kg is made up by a large bulk of algae. Through skincare companies, their value will then be increased by hundredfolds. Day 5:
Ubud. We rented a bike and went to the outskirt of Ubud, passing through villages which offered breathtaking panoramic views of mountains and paddy fields and visited numberous temples along the way.
Day 8: Toya Bungkah. A little quiet town at the foot of Mount Bator with a cinematoscopic view of mountains, a blue lake with black sand. The weather was really cool, a pleasant change from the hot and humid weather in Ubud, Kuta and Nusa.

Day 9: Back to Kuta to soak up the sun.
The food
Was dirt cheap, if you avoid touristy places
- Missing my daily double doses of avocado juice with chocolate syrup terribly
- Babi guling in Ubud
- Roadside 40 cents cendol which I thought was really good although Fred ended up having diarrhoea the following day
- The romantic seafood dinner during sunset at Jimbaran Bay

Slurping on chicken curry mee on the streets of Ubud.
The sceneries
- Sunsets and sunrises. - Conquering Mount Bator and looking over the surrounding mountains, lakes, across the valley and Lombok island.
- Sceneries in Ubud.
- The pristine unspoilt blue water of Nusa Lembongan amid a brilliant blue sky.

A monkey during sunrise at Mount Batur.

Risherman boat coming back to Nusa Lembongan at sunset.
The activities
Not wanting to miss anything, we had an early start almost every morning. Other than sight seeing (many, many temples) and eating, the main highlights were
- white water rafting in Sungai Ayong in Ubud
- watching Kecak dance (a traditional Balinese dance) at sunset on Uluwatu
- Fred getting haircut in Ubud that offers "Pucuk Massage" -if ya noe wat dat means.

- Strenuous ascent to Mount Batur at 3 am to catch the sunrise

- Diving in Nusa Lembongan and Nusa Penida 
- Surfing on Kuta Beach

- dipping in sulfurous hot springs at Toya Bungkah on a cold breezy night for USD5
The accommodation
In Kuta: Massa Inn, Komala Indah 1
In Nusa: Lembongan: Mainski Inn, Pondok Baruna
In Ubud: Ayu Bungalow
In Toya Bungkah: Arlina's Bungalow
(Non dingy room for as low as RM 24 per night)
The people
Balinese are generally warm and friendly, with many of them possessing great talent in woodcarving, painting, sewing, dancing and music. Hinduism is very strong. Even the poorest village has a temple built from the villagers’ hard earned money.

Balinese ladies can do wonders with their amazingly strong neck, carrying baskets of fruit or blocks of brick on their head.

The abnormally bended thumb of Wayan, the woodcarver at Batu Kawi.

Balinese kids love to be photographed, anytime. Taken at Tampak Siring Temple.
The few drawbacks:
The beach bums offering surfing lessons and renting out boards were bronzed gigolos and perverts (well, almost all).
The tour guide that was bringing us to Toya Bungkah was a blatant liar that changes his terms and conditions on the way. Both of us were extremely pissed off. Bloody oath. He totally spoilt our day.
Having arrived in Toya Bungkah during the low season, we were swarmed by peddlers demanding us to buy paintings, necklaces and bracelets. Restaurateur trying to rip us off during a simple meal.
And this particular girl, age about 10 with a basket of sweets and chewing gums on her head was following us persistently, flashing her large sad eyes while mumbling in English, "Please buy something. We no money. No money no food. Cannot eat. Cannot go to school. Cannot buy book. Please buy something. We no money. No money .....(repeated)..."
Okay, so I did not get anything from her.
People of all ages seemed to be hammering us. We got out of Toya Bungkah the very next day.
Overall, it is still great:
I am just grateful that the weather was lovely the whole time while we were there, allowing us to make full use of our time in Bali.
I am all tanned and happy.